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ATTENTION all artists, spiritual leaders, philosophers, healers, visionary parents, sensitive kids of all ages; musicians, gardeners, wordsmiths, and friends: welcome aboard Flight #7,000,000,001, destination: heaven, nirvana, peace on Earth, present time, kairos, the sublime, life itself, transcendent love... to be honest I'm not sure precisely where you're headed. But no matter -- with a spirit of beauty, truth, and love as your captain, you are sure to arrive in good time! My name is Audrey, and I am here as your spiritual flight attendant. It's my job to make your artistic and spiritual journey easier and more comfortable, perhaps to guide you to a connecting flight, and to assist with your baggage (especially if it's gotten unwieldy).
ATTENTION earth angels! Attention artists, spiritual leaders, philosophers, healers, visionary parents, sensitive kids of all ages; musicians, gardeners, wordsmiths, and friends: welcome aboard Flight #7,000,000,001, destination: heaven, nirvana, peace on Earth, present time, kairos, the sublime, life itself, transcendent love... to be honest I'm not sure precisely where you're headed. But no matter -- with a spirit of beauty, truth, and love as your captain, you are sure to arrive in good time!
My name is Audrey, and I am here as your spiritual flight attendant. It's my job to make your journey easier and more comfortable, wherever your soul is trying to take you, and to assist with your baggage (especially if it's gotten unwieldy).
A Welcome Message from Your
Spiritual Flight Attendant
I am pleased to report that I’ll be coming through to assist with these and other issues: helping you to clarify where you want to get to (and any stops you'd like to make along the way); helping improve your relationships and boundaries with other travelers, and of course with yourself. I will show you how to use the many features available for your comfort: climate control (to set your physical and emotional temperature); adjustable illumination (for a better mood and perspective); and sometimes much-needed seat changes! Importantly, I am also here to help sort out your baggage – to help you unload any negativity or other items that may be distracting or weighing you down. And, of course, I can help you return any burdensome items you’ve mistakenly picked up from other passengers. This should help significantly with your stress, energy levels, and general outlook on the journey.
Before we take off, an important safety reminder: if the air oxygen level drops, and oxygen masks appear in front of you, please secure your own mask before assisting other passengers. Many of you sensitive folks seem to have trouble with this one,
so please keep it in mind! Again, I am here to help you get where you are going in safety and comfort, and, as much as possible, to
travel in harmony with your fellow passengers. Please let me know how I can be of assistance.
Finally, as I’m sure you understand, I am currently unable to provide snacks, but please enjoy the tea, and do move around from time to time. Your mind and body will thank you.
Now, sit back, relax, and click below for more information to help you enjoy your flight.
I understand many of you have been encountering difficulties aboard this craft. Some of you have reported feeling out of place, existentially confused, and embroiled in inner conflict about your direction.
Some mentioned feeling drained and preoccupied by the judgments, feelings, and needs of fellow passengers. Others seem jarred and exhausted by the rather intense turbulence aboard, and thoroughly deprived of a good rest. Several of you complained that you are simply overwhelmed by the whole experience. I also noticed a striking amount of cumbersome baggage aboard, which many of you didn’t even realize you were carrying.
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